PROVERBS SUCK

Please someone explain to me this proverb:

"A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE"

may be it conveys the raw meaning ,but WTF does the above proverb mean as a sentence...
These are just a stupid rant of some drunk guy,publicised so much that it got added in to the list of useless wasted english sentences called "PROVERBS"

Also i want to comment on this one:

"FIRST IMPRESSION IS THE BEST IMPRESSION"

is this true???

fuck only it is true....always the first impression is the wrong and false one....
This so called proverb is known to all,so everyone tries to impress someone on their first sight by projecting wrong images and false characters....

Temme,this can you remem anyone you know to be of same character as you though they would be on their first arrival to ur life???

Even with my mom and dad this thing is not true.....when i was born i was crying like anything after seeing my mom it seems....but she is the awesome lady i have ever known...

so lets rephrase the proverb:

"FIRST IMPRESSION IS MISLEADING"

Also someone please temme the meaning of the proverb at the begining of the post....

and also temme what you feel about proverbs...